* I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was ALWAYS!!! Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring Wedding Ring SuffeRing The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said: ... “DUST!” In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested! Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two MOTHER-IN-LAWS! Why do men die before their wives? They want to! A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said: “I haven’t eaten anything in four days”. She looked at him and said? ... I wish I had your willpower!
Men and Marriage 男人与婚姻.ppt
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